It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.
-Jack Handey
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
Jack Handey
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